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Thats pretty much it. UK has shit health care compared to most European countries (check the league tables) shit schooling, shit law enforcement/crime rates, chavs by the truntybillzallion and is basically overcrowded and full of cocks and mcDonalds.
I live in a beautiful country with first rate health care (need a consultant, call for an appointment and turn up that week if not that day, the dentists, oh my god, the dentists. One girl in particular has just returned from England after practising for 3 years there. She hated it. "Why am I forced to use these crap old fashioned methods and materials by this crazy NHS" was her comment.), first rate civil srvice (took 23 hours for a passport to be issued, not a super expensive rush job, just normal, and we where told it was ready by text message which was pretty bloody amazing!), first rate schooling (14 children to the class! 2 languages taught as standard), all my friends and family visit, I have a career, family and friends out here. What have I lost by leaving the UK? channel 4. Oh gosh that hurts.
And it wasn't fraud you godammed eejeet (not you Mr. Magic) because I never indulged in any fraudulent behaviour. It wasn't theft because I made sure that all debts had a small first repayment made thereby making it a simple breach of contract not a crime and there was no deception. Who and what did I deceive? Did I lie to anyone? No. And given that although the total amount is £80,000 no one debt is more than £6 or 7000. Which is not enough to get any one company riled enough to bother doing anything except writing it off after 6 years.
So when I ever return to England will I have problems getting credit? No, because there will be no ccj's against me and my UK credit rating is being polished monthly by my UK bank account transactions. Yes, I still have a UK bank account and I still get payments into it from various legal business interests in the UK. And I still use that bank card for any internet and travel purchases thus ensuring a good credit score with that institution. And no, that bank won't pass on my details to any other bank because I don't owe them anything and they love me. Oh that's not true I hear you all say. Guess what, it is true and it has worked.
You all seem really upset that what I did works and is entirely legal. Methinks a little jealousy.
I giggle and chortle at you poor little wage slaves, tied to your little england by your innate fear of "authority", and your inability to step outside the light. Guess what, it's sunny outside ...you don't need a light.
So, if anyone is still reading this and pondering the plan. Go for it, you have nothing to lose except a high street full of chavs.
Only sheep need shepherds.
All your base belong to us.
(godisdove I like cheese, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 17:29, 2 replies)

Wow.
You remind me of the Goat, but even more (if possible) deluded.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 10:38, closed)

"Who and what did I deceive? "
Yourself. But not us.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 12:24, closed)