BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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do it. Do It!Change your names to Mr. Alliance Leicester and Mrs. Leicester Alliance. Go in for new cards. Stand back and watch the counter staff furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.
Laugh heartily as a cascade failure spreads throughout the branch staff, as one overtaxed brain after another crashes and burns. Leave the branch, now filled with drooling vegetables, full of satisfaction in having fulfilled your civic duty.
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