Wanking Disasters Part II
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
Betamax is what you need.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 22:07,
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Betameat was what he wanted
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SteamedCleaner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:12,
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A bit of meat was what he got
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:27,
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Vagabond is right
I needed xvideo or spankwire
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Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:45,
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