Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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The other day, I was having a wank over some pictures of the Queen of the M.I.L.F.s, Carol Vorderman, and I came so hard that I actually ejaculated myself inside-out.I'm now typing this with one of my optic nerves, and part of my spleen.
Does that count?
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 11:37, 2 replies)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahMade my morning. Cliceth
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rofl harris, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 10:46,
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Thank you.It's always nice to know if I've made someone laugh or smile. And I think that means that I've finally written a Q.O.T.W. answer that doesn't suck balls - which, quite frankly, is a miracle!
(, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:19, closed)
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