I won't go into detail......
about the tosser himself, but let's just say he was my boss at the time and an expert at jumping on shoulders when there was credit to be claimed and disappearing when something went wrong.

Amyway I had been developing a successful client relationship with a client (obviously) when they asked me to pitch for a large piece of work. Along I went and we won the job. We arranged a meeting for the following week to sign the contract and this git said he would come along to put "names to faces".

Yep you guessed it - when we got back he claimed he'd won the work etc and claimed (and got) all the credit.

I was not happy (!) but he knew nothing about computers so when he was away from his desk I went into the "autocorrect" function in Microsoft Word on his machine and set it so everytime he typed in his surname ("SINGER") it changed it to "WANKER". He went mental - espcially as he sent out several letters without noticing.

Revenge can be sweet.
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 16:39, Reply)