Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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^^ What he said ^^You should make it your #1 priority to make whatever you eat seem like the single most tasty thing ever made. Then stretch out, pat your belly and say "Oh i'm soooo full...".
And if you have a packet of crisps, make sure to offer them one, and be completely incessant in your attempt to push the greasy goodness onto them. If they take one, watch as thier "Low Fat" state of mind disintegrates, and expect to find them hiding away scoffing a Big eat bag of Doritos half an hour later.
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Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 20:03,
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