My dad got remaried and as a result I had to move to make way for the new wife and family.
I moved in with ol' Grandma, it was cushdy, cups of tea every 15 mins and a cooked dinner ever other night.
She never quite understood about privacy, I was paying rent and so to me my room was my room. Whether I wanted it to be tidy or untidy, the door was closed so out of the way. (My nan Is a clean freak)

However she always insisted on tidying my bedroom, my sanctuary. Which I hated.

Anyways one day I came home to find her on her knees folding clothes and boxing things. The bed had moved the drawers had moved, everything.

''Oh hello dear'' She said with a big grin ''Look Iv done you a favour and sorted out your room so its easier to keep tidy. Books are all in here, clothes I think you should keep in here....'' and holding up my Platinum Rampant Rabbit...''Im not sure what to do with this though lovey??''

She didn't have a danny what it was, so i muttered something about it being a kids toy of one of my siblings and said Id give it back to them. I binned it shortly.

Waste of forty fucking quid.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:12, 14 replies)

at that ppoint you should have flopped on to your back, legs spread
and say granny this is what it is for just as the rabbit decends down to your little love tunnel etc etc

snd then granny replys
oh deary dont be so silly in my day we had this and un viels some 5ft long steamdriven contraption with pistons and gears and every thing
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:27, closed)

''In my day we used real rabbits, then the poofters stole our idea, bloody pet shop boys.''
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:36, closed)

owhh that was a bit lowe

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:51, closed)

A swift google images of a 'platinum rampant rabbit' probably was not a good idea sitting in my living room with my parents.

Cant beleive I was so stupid, all the signs were there reading back through it.
( 6821isnotmyPIN Bored cig., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 17:44, closed)

give your parents my apologies.

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:15, closed)

How young are you?!
Surely if you live with them you're not browsing a site such as this in their presence, and if you don't you'd know enough to leave googling until later?
Or do youths nowadays not know how to use the internet safely?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:34, closed)

20, though i'm not sure its ok at any age.

And usually I can tell whats NSFHumanity.
( 6821isnotmyPIN Bored cig., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:43, closed)

Im also massivly interested in the entire situation of itsnotmypins internet browsing habits....
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:51, closed)

You liar.
I disinterest you and you know it.
( 6821isnotmyPIN Bored cig., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:57, closed)

I doubt you disinterest me at all :)
The ellipse was intended to show sarcasm.

it seemed silly someone would ask you why you where on the internet infront of your parents.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 19:05, closed)

I asked because it seems strange.
I don't know many people who would frequent sites such as this in their parent's living room, in front of said parents, and click any old link.
Perhaps "two girls, one cup" and goatse should be on the next "I'll just search for this in front of people I am embarrassed to find something dodgy in front of" list?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 20:43, closed)

Now thats something I might have to do.

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:25, closed)

Oh come on, i'm not that supid. I genuinely thought it was a game or something!
platinum rampant rabbit.....
XD
( 6821isnotmyPIN Bored cig., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 12:05, closed)

Simular to hungry hungry hippos...XD

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 10:57, closed)