15-waking up in the morning to find the bastard cat has pissed on all of your work clothes that you laid out the night before.
Not just the shirt, or the trousers, ALL of the clothes, including piss in BOTH SHOES.

This was an ex's cat, not mine, and I sincerely hope it's dead now.
(orestes is shitting in the 1940s, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:27, 2 replies)

such precision pissing...
you sure it wasn't the ex?!
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:11, closed)

I dumped a girl once at her house
She begged me to stay just "one more night." I was having none of it. I went to leave, not noticing the pile of gloop in my shoe until I'd put it on and it had oozed through my socks. The crazy witch had an elderly, sick and clearly very aware cat who had vomited (at her command, I like to think) into my shoes in order to keep me captive in her lair for a few more minutes.
( Scrumper, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:07, closed)

"she woman cat type thing will be sick on your shoe"
Mary Whitehouse experience IIRC.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:20, closed)