those sick bastards conned me as well
was my last night onboard a ship and we went up the road in aberdeen for a piss up, many beers later we're at a takeaway. I order a chicken kiev pizza. While its cooking I spy a tasty looking onion bahji. "I'll eat that now please" quoth I. The thing they gave me was just fucking hot oil, with the remnants of crispy bahji underneath, in short it was ruined.

I chucked it in the bin and notched this up to experience. Pizza was ready and as I meandered down the road I opened the lid to grab a tasty slice of manky greasy pizza, that had been deep fried as well

seriously, they deep fry everything up there! cutlery, babies, mars bars...
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 31 May 2011, 9:42, 1 reply)

Hey now, don't mess with the mars bars
If anyone doubts the deliciousness of a deep fried mars bar then try it for yourself. Grab a mars bar, stick it on a plate then whack it in the microwave on full power. Best to keep an eye on it because after about seven seconds the thing will erupt into a tasty gooey melted-chocolatey mess. Yum.

WARNING: MAY BURN THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH SO BADLY YOU CAN TASTE BRAINS
( AWPS, Tue 31 May 2011, 10:26, closed)

mmm braiins

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:51, closed)