Snowball fight
When I was 19, I managed to convince this older American lady to audition for the meat whistle orchestra, an invitation she glady took upon herself. The audition itself was fine, no complaints, but once I had delivered the Tomaspunk cruise missile, she pondered (I thought she was just surprised at the amount and velocity) and then slowly came up. Being a little inebriated, I thought nothing of giving her a congratulatory cuddle but she wanted a kiss - no alarm bells yet - that is until her lips parted and she gave me a little gift of my/her own.

Worst thing I've ever eaten.
(Blunt Logic, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:35, 10 replies)

You deserve a click...
... just for the line "audition for the meat whistle orchestra"

However the end of the story almost made me change my mind; as i vommed into my closed mouth.
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:54, closed)

There's nowt wrong with a mouthful of your own spunk. You pansy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:55, closed)

i have to agree
Whilst not exactly what one sets out to achieve of an evening, I find it a perfectly acceptable act in exchange for a woman playing a tune on the chicken skin bagpipes.
(OTT, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:02, closed)

Once you accept jizz eating
You are only one step away from piss drinking, then shit eating. Somewhere between those two you will start sucking dicks.
(Blunt Logic, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:19, closed)

Nothing Wrong!!??
So long as its somebody elses - preferably female, no cancel that, definitely female.
(Suck it and Sea, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:44, closed)

Do you have some sort of rancid bollock disease?
Or are you just a trembling virgin who'd slime his pants at the first whiff of a real live cunt?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:32, closed)

looks like ive
Sandwiched a proper one!
(Suck it and Sea, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:03, closed)

Virgin it is then.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:43, closed)

Dr?
You should know!
(Suck it and Sea, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:56, closed)

13 year old virgin it is then.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:16, closed)