Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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A mate of mine...was well into his metal and as was his want had fairly long, slightly girly hair.
A girl who was friends with my sister was walking down the street one day and she shouted over "Hippie!" (highly original). Without missing a step he turned around and shouted back to my sister's slightly tubby friend, "Hippo!". Simple, elegant and left the silly fat moo with a look of stunned bewilderment...priceless.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 15:00, Reply)
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