Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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This isn't really a verbal comback, no was it really my doing but...Was driving home yesterday, and overtook a bloke who was hovering between the two lanes approaching an island. On pulling back in front of him he procedded to give it the big'un, honking his horn, and effing and blinding. I ignored the freak, and once he'd picked a lane, he pulled up along-side me, shouting and dishing out dirty looks. So intent on giving me the evil eye, he drove into the back of the car in front of him !!! A man who was built like a bear got out to inspect the damage- I gave a small pip of applause and drove away - I laughed so much.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 15:30, Reply)
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