Don't each cheese when pissed!
So we've all been students, in our house the typical contents of the cutlery draw was seventeen spoons, one cheese grater, a melon baller and the one knife (which is always dirty). Anyway it was my birthday and as such a house party was planned, it was to be an excellent BBQ with drinkies and much funtimes. Anyhoo I started on the cider a bit too eagerly and was rather pissed before the event had really got going, but no fear I said to myself in my drink addled state everyone knows that when your a little bit pissed you need some food! I decided to make myself a cheese sandwich, however the knife for cutting the cheese was of course dirty. So I used an axe, not just a little hand hatchet either, a full sized 7.5lb English felling axe, and I proper swung it over my head as well (I split the chopping board in half.)

The moral of the story is clear; don't eat cheese sandwiches when pissed.
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 9:27, 1 reply)

I was there for this! I'll try and find the pic of us in the kitchen where you chopped the cheese! Does Tom still read/write on B3ta?
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:40, closed)