Made up story is made up.
Poorly.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 20:03, 1 reply)

I can assure you it is 100% true
Admittedly it is a little out of character for me. I wouldn't normally be so bullish as to abuse people going about their business in public but this one time did get to me. Maybe the heat, maybe the 7 days of travelling/city hopping I had already done....whatever it was, he should have bloody known better!!!
(INGSOC Room 101 will be awaiting you on, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 22:57, closed)

Did you then proceed to jump into your Honda Gondola that was filled with supermodels and powered by a coked-up ex-bully of yours from school that you karate kicked into submission and sail off into the sunset, having the last laugh?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 23:02, closed)

I'll be honest here, I only wrote all that for the sake of 'Honda Gondola.'
Hondola.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 23:22, closed)

I wish I had the aforementioned paraphernalia. It would have been a cool ending to the story.
Instead I just trundled away with my suitcase behind me, the broken wheel catching EVERY bloody paving stone....wasn't cool.
(INGSOC Room 101 will be awaiting you on, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 0:08, closed)

Your suitcase had wheels?
Can't see how that was much use. I'd've thought it would've floated.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 1:00, closed)