Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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Could your furniture be improved by hammers?So i managed to break my bed a few months back, not even with some kind of epic sexy funtimes, but rather just from bouncing about on it like a complete tit - grown man indeed.
Anyway this thing is snapped in two places and it's bedtime soon, so some kind of quick-fix is in order and luckily i had a rock hammer nearby which propped it up and supported it just right.
"excellent" thought Waffle, "that'll do for now and i'll go bed shopping tomorrow". - Of course that never happened and all this time, which has included further bouncing around like a possessed twat and even bouts of raucous and lewd acts with other not only had the thing remained sturdy but creaks far less than it did before.
Pretty sure i beat the system there somehow :D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)
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