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If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
( , Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
( , Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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how to solve it
problem === fat man sits and breaks chair
solution === insert 6inch screws so that they just poke the surface of the chair base and when fat man sits down the points puncture said fat mans arse thus releasing a sizable amount of air in a comedy raspberry farting sound to the sight of said fat man shooting round the office getting thinner
( , Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)
problem === fat man sits and breaks chair
solution === insert 6inch screws so that they just poke the surface of the chair base and when fat man sits down the points puncture said fat mans arse thus releasing a sizable amount of air in a comedy raspberry farting sound to the sight of said fat man shooting round the office getting thinner
( , Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:15, Reply)
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