Booze Related DisastersWe want to know about your worst experiences with alcohol. Woken up in bed with your mum? Stole a donkey? Shat yourself in Harvester? Funniest stories will be used on B3ta Radio and also preserved by the magic of the web on this very site.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Mar 2004, 2:28)
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About 2 yearsago I was round at a mates house drunk as a skunk, I stood on a wine glass and shattered it. Instead of putting it in the bin I hid it under a cushion on a sofa. Next a gatecrasher at the party sat down rather quickly on the seat, getting a rather sharp piece of glass up his arse (and I mean up his arse). The unpopular gatecrasher then had to walk 20mins to the local hospital to get the glass removed and have 4 stitches. He doesnt know it was me, but everyone was glad he left. He had to stand in tutorials for the next 2 weeks
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