Bit of a job to narrow it down to one but this has to be the worst.
Four of us had joined a group of Swedes on a ferry across the Baltic between Stockholm and Turku in Finland. First stop was getting a bollocking for drinking duty-free vodka in the cabins, being English was not an excuse as all the warning signs had translations. Next was the restaurant, with free beer on tap.

After much drinking, laughing at Finnish mullets, karaoke and gambling, myself and (new_)matt decided to borrow a trolley from the duty free supermarket. I was then pushed down the very long, straight aisles of the cabin deck at high speed. We then went off to make fun of someone in sandals I think.

I woke up the next day with two large burns on my chest (which took about 4 weeks to heal). I wasn’t quite sure what had happened but matt was apparently seen dragging me across the floor of the cabin deck by my ankles, although I doubt he would have got up sufficient momentum to cause the burns. I have vague recollections of demonstrating a Klinsmann goal celebration on a particularly abrasive carpet.

After having passed out, someone was kind enough to take a picture of me exposing my tadger.
(wilby, Fri 19 Mar 2004, 14:02, Reply)