Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Shirleygiving away as much as you have has already given the game away?
I got arrested once and only once for smoking pot. I hadn't actually smoked any, but I was in a car with already convicted people.
So when the roz tap on the window at 2 in the morning and when we were all (3 of us) were carted off to cells it should have not come as any surprise. Watermelon that I am I admitted to having smoked some to get out of the station; I still think I was unfairly intimidated into it.
Needless to say, my mother wasn't to happy about having to come and get me, dressed in nighty and slippers. Her that is, not me. Dear God did I get a belt that night.
Bastitch coppers.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:52, Reply)
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