Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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One time I was driving my car...It was late at night, about 10:30-ish. Whilst I was driving I saw one of my mates driving coming from the opposite direction, so I just flashed my lights as if I was saying "Hello" and they flashed back. Well, little did I realise that just behind them at a junction was none other than the police and they saw me doing this. So because I did they they pulled me over and they began to question me and asking if there was anything wrong with my car. Having said no he then asked If i was under the influence of alcohol or drugs and I said no but they insisted I must be breathalised. Thankfully I was clear of that stage and then one of the police men asked, "Why did your lights just flash before we seen you?" I then explained that I had seen one of my mates and I flashed the lights to get their attention and he said that Doing this is very serious for dazling other drivers (considering that there was only me and my mate driving on the road at the time) and he went through all this other rubbish and said that I would have been fined for doing this but he just let me off with a warning. I mean like for god's sake It was just a split second and It wasn't as If I blinded my mate or forced him to plough through 40 pedestrians. Utter Nonsense.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 0:23, Reply)
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