Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Amusing incidentNight of my last 'A' Level.
In pub carpark, absolutely shitfaced. Realised I'd forgotten my coat - ran back to get it, and fell over. Got up & retrieved said coat.
Designated driver was taking us back to a mate's in shifts. I was in the first shift.
Whilst on way back, Police arrived in carpark, responding to a car break-in - someone stole a car radio, and apparently fell over whilst escaping.
My mates said, "oh, Rob fell over running away", so the police followed them back to my mate's house, and came in to question me.
Only to find me passed out face down on the floor, with a friend pretending to dry hump me.
Would have been amusing, if they didn't then call my parents at 12am the next night, asking where I was. Parents promptly panicked.
When I finally spoke to them, I was asked "did you steal the radio?"
"No"
"Ok, thanks".
Bah. so that was the closest I got to being nicked.
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Station, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 10:23,
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