Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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An inside stich up part 2I wouldn't have had anything to post unless it hadn't been for my boyfriend two timing me and his other girlfriend attempting to assault me when walking in on us in bed together, and then I find that that story has already been posted.
I'd always thought the police were meant to be nice people until that point too, but the police woman who took my statement had obviously decided it was all my fault before she even came to the house and treated me like dirt.
But it has a happy ending, I thought humiliation in work was punishment enough and forgave him and now we're living happily ever after together :)
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ohdear, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 12:52,
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