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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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enjoy your sad existence, I am sure you will find happiness in your mirror of self gratification. You narcissistic pedant. Much love, I am happy...

That, you will never get.

enjoy your mother, many have and will.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 18:31, 3 replies)
My translation tool outputs this as 'IGNORING YOU NOW'

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:12, closed)
and who cares about you?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:17, closed)
I'm nothing but a pack of, oh wait

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:34, closed)
That's the shittest haiku I've ever read.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:49, closed)
Nice.

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 1:29, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 14:28, closed)

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