a mate of mine
went to a stag do years ago, and one of the party was a drunk Australian fella. They all took their seats for the stripper and at the point when she teased her bra off the Aussie adopted an expression of utter childish delight, jabbed his forefinger in her direction and at the top of his voiced shouted something that has been noisily quoted thousands of times since by me and my mates for the last 20 odd years;

"TITS! I LOVE 'EM!.

Got to love the Aussies.
( BobbyParadise, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:44, 1 reply)

That's actually a really good way to tell if you're dealing with an Aussie or a New Zealander
The common Kiwi response is: "Waheeyyy! Wahe... Eh? What happened to the rest of your nipples?"
( difficultchild, Mon 10 May 2010, 7:54, closed)