I had sex once

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 11 May 2010, 23:10, 1 reply)

I've had it three times.
At least.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Wed 12 May 2010, 0:10, closed)

I lost count after the first time
because I didn't like it and I shan't be doing it again, even if some random girl down the pub forces me to because I'm socially inept.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 12 May 2010, 0:13, closed)