Bullshit and BullshittersWe've had questions about lies and liars in the past, but this time we're asking about the sort of fantasist who constantly claims they've got a helicopter in the garden or was "second onto the balcony at the Iranian Embassy siege". Tell us about the cobblers you've been told, or the complete lies you've come out with.
Thanks to dozer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 12:55)
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One thing that was noteworthy about SpankyHanky and others of the erotic fiction writing teamis that whenever they got to the "money shot" they'd universally make much of the amount of semen they produced at that point. It was always
"...and shot about two pints of bollock-batter up her ladychute, then pulled out and spluffed another great deal onto her perfect arse. Another few spurts all over her and I finally
It was this feature, among others, that tipped me off to the fact that Spanky et al's writings were very similar to archetypal pornographic stories as studied by feminist scholars on the subject. I've never been sure why it's seen as desirable to produce a hyperbolic (hyperbollock?) amount of spludge. I'd find it damn inconvenient to do a massive turgid piss upon climax.
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You say it like it's a bad thing.The QOTW has become far less fun since Spanky took his leave of absence.
I miss him.
*chin wobble*
Damn you all, I promised myself I wouldn't cry!
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I shall jump in this bandwagonI used to really enjoy coming across his QOTW.I would almost go as far as to say he made me start writing my own.
Come back Spanky, we/I miss you.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 10:21,
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