How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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started a crappy temp job about 4 months agoFor the 1st couple of weeks I thought b3ta was blocked, so actually did work. But very slowly, pretending to be really dumb so that the hours spent on simple tasks were justifiable. When I finally realised i could get to b3ta I adjusted it to:
- Do most of the task really quickly.
- Dick around on teh web for as long as you want.
- Finish up when the boss finally says "how are you doing with those files"
I never come across as the most productive worker, but i don't care cos i'm leaving next week.
It also helps having 2 bosses, neither of whom talk to each other about what work they are giving me, thus allowing me to tell boss A that i am very busy with work for boss B, and vice versa. Helped me to pull a 4 hour lunch break last week.
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Fergburger, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 17:09,
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