How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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I got fired because of this website
My last job was working in a storage warehouse.8hr day ,but my work only took about 5 hrs to do and then it was time to find something to pass the time.joy riding on forklifts ,chatting to those who were working hard and making fun.I was about 5 months into the job and becoming more daring with my slacking off.There was a computer at the top of the warehouse beside the main office and it was used for emailing delivery reports and stuff.so, i thought id surf the web and maybe play some games for a few minutes.I remembered this website and thought 'this il be good for laughs'.I went to the games page and brought up the 'top ten cutest kittens(the boss is a cunt) video.thinking how hilarious it was, i went to show a co-worker only to return to,not to my boss(he had a good sense of humour) but rather his boss, the owner of the warehouse.he went straight to an office at the back of the building and called me in.No amount of apology or arse licking could get me out of it.Back to unemployment...
( , Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:10, Reply)
My last job was working in a storage warehouse.8hr day ,but my work only took about 5 hrs to do and then it was time to find something to pass the time.joy riding on forklifts ,chatting to those who were working hard and making fun.I was about 5 months into the job and becoming more daring with my slacking off.There was a computer at the top of the warehouse beside the main office and it was used for emailing delivery reports and stuff.so, i thought id surf the web and maybe play some games for a few minutes.I remembered this website and thought 'this il be good for laughs'.I went to the games page and brought up the 'top ten cutest kittens(the boss is a cunt) video.thinking how hilarious it was, i went to show a co-worker only to return to,not to my boss(he had a good sense of humour) but rather his boss, the owner of the warehouse.he went straight to an office at the back of the building and called me in.No amount of apology or arse licking could get me out of it.Back to unemployment...
( , Thu 28 Apr 2005, 20:10, Reply)
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