Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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A WPC used the term "floor" when talking about the road.I'd been a gormless fuckwit and driven my car into a buses-only area, complete with red tarmac to which I'd been completely oblivious. When the nearby WPC came over to bollock me she asked me if I'd noticed the colour of the floor. I thought it odd that she said "floor" instead of "road" but, for once in my life, I was smart enough to shut the fuck up and not say anything further.
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:02,
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smooth movesmile sweetly, nod, agree and drive off muttering,
it's the road, not the FLOOR!!
and breathe.
(you knew it was buses only, didnt you?)
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