Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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I think that if a torrent of bullshit is well-written and funny, it's fine.Legless, particularly, is a shining example of the way that bullshit should be spouted.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 9:52,
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I don'tI don't see how trying to pass off fiction as fact is laudable at all. My fanfics I've posted here have been clearly invented. Legless's stories are spun to make him sound like some kind of ass-kicking interweb ninja. If you have to pretend to be exciting and dynamic then in my book, you're a twatcock. Ditto Spanky Hanky.
My favourite Legless story was the one where he was feeling up girls' tits in the student union bar. When I pulled him up on sexual assault he told me to get to fuck. What a prize prick.
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