Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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I'm sure there are many examples of things that exist but are optional.Banisters are a constant source of irritation in my house. I am of the belief that they should be used at all times as that's what they are there for. However my kids say "It's fucking optionaaaaahhgghhhhhh bump bump bump owwww waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah DADDYYYY!"
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Peej, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:15,
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Yeah.Your kids are pricks.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:21,
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Haven't you taught them stair jumps yet?Just what kind of parent are you?
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