Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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I once found a dead cat in my shed. I threw it into next door's garden.
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He just threw the cat you fucktard, not the whole shed.*assumes to be the case*
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:06,
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I found a dead mouse under the sofa I've no idea how long it had been there for but it was rather desiccated.
I threw it in the garden for the cats to play with.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:16,
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