Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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JealousyMy Mum used to get really jealous on long car journeys with her male cousins because if they needed a wee they'd be told to 'tie a knot in it', and so for years of childhood she thought that boys were able to tie up their willies to prevent themselves from needing a wee...
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I canIt's a rare ability only achievable by having a well above average length cock.
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Cock like a limp earthworm then?(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:34, closed)
Very much so yes(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:07, closed)
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