Get out of the F*!"*£&ng Car!
Ok, on the way to download festival about 4 years ago (Donnington for the older generation).

Headbanging away to some machine head we go past a fosters tanker, my "mate" thought it would be a great idea to stick a toy gun at the driver and shout pull over, now.. it was clearly a toy gun. it was blue with and had a red cap on the end.

Half an hour later I was pulled over by 7 Police vans with 5 armed officers in each van. With 14 Shields and 21 MP5's shared between them.

I had to sign a declaration to have my toy gun incinerated, that cost me 2 quid! Good start to a messy festival though
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:36, 6 replies)

No sympathy
Sorry.
( Peej, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 14:56, closed)

Try that in Texas
and you'd all be toast.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:15, closed)

Please
Look after your brain, it's the only one you have.
(roysin, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:24, closed)

stupid times but all good fun

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:36, closed)

FFS! It didn't look like a gun.
Chances are they weren't all that threatening to the guy they pointed it at.
There are ways of dealing with this kind of thing without being cunts.
If you're reading from the US I should point out that handguns are illegal in this cuntry so they simply cannot be found anywhere.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 18:35, closed)

They simply can't be found anywhere?
LOL.

You're from Somerset, right?
( Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:04, closed)