i remember this conversation between my dad and my youngest sister fondly
we'd found my other sister's doll lying broken in the toy chest. obviously, debbie is not going to break her own toy. and i am too old by this point to go near the doll. my youngest bro is unable to walk, talk or... lift up the toy chest... the dog is ruled, the cat is ruled out, my parents aren't that malicious ... who could have done it?

well, alice insists its not her. so my dad goes to great lengths to make her admit what she's done before pulling the meanest trick iv ever seen...

"alice, if you tell me the truth, i'll buy you a present."
"ok, i did it."
"no present. go to your room."

owch.
(ladyintheradiator, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:15, 2 replies)

Wow!
I trust your sister is now a politician or a used-car saleswoman?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:35, closed)

actually
she's gone from hellion to civilised beastie in quite a short amount of time
(ladyintheradiator, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 20:03, closed)