b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Caught! » Post 746709 | Search
This is a question Caught!

MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
Pages: Popular, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

Big guns outside the PMs county house
I'm quite sure this is going to be filled with "I'm not really bragging about my sexual achievements but really I am a little bit" comments so here's another one

While still an incredibly inexperienced 17 year old gawky lad I'd managed to get myself a pretty hot, occasionally filthy girlfriend - terrific. For some reason I wanted to tick the box of sex in the car, as was the style of the time.

Waited till midnight, popped in the car, naked drove to a spot. Already mekkid there was little else to be done, after some incredibly awkward fidding around with the seats of my mums car (classy) got one of them nicely reclined and on she popped to wriggle around pretending to enjoy herself..

Within seconds the rozzers turn up - 3 fucking huge landrover police cars... Shit.. struggling to find my pants (sod hers she'll be a lovely looking distraction) i'm down under the steering wheel ass in the air, when I hear a metallic knock to the window... Look up and see a fucking huge assault machine gun thing!! Turn around and there's 3 more of the bastads on the other side searching round the car.... After a croaking apology and wishing I'd put plastic covers on the car seats turns out I was canoodling outside the main entrance the Chequers.... there were cameras everywhere.... and armed guard patrols..... brilliant

On the plus side I'd technically filmed a porno (albeit not for my pleasure) and could just about say i'd ticked the car-sex box..
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:34, 3 replies)
Pay your £10 maximum fee
and get them to send you a copy of the footage under the Data Protection Act
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:25, closed)
He was 17
Wouldn't that make it CP?
(, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:59, closed)
yes
creation and posession
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:39, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1