Angry Linford got Angry
I was down in Bluewater some years back with two friends of mine, taking a stroll to the Food Court when I spied none other than sausage smuggler LInford Christie, my firends were deep in conversation but being a sporty little twat (18 years old though) I got all excited and couldnt help but point and looked back at my friends, trying to get their attention without interrupting them....

I walked with them, still pointing......

it was some conversation they were having, but my mum and dad had brought me up right so I didnt want to interrupt....I checked, Linford was still there walking towards us....we carried on walking until finally I was able to shout (while still pointing) "Look, its Linford...." and poked him in the eye

I didnt so much out run him but gurned and stuttered an apology of sorts, he looked angry so I put my arm down and mingled in with the crowd as best I could.....

I also Shook Brian May's hand at a Metallica concert back in 1996ish..and did a stoned impression of Bill and Ted* "we're not worthy" much to the annoyance of the surrounding 40 and over Mullet brigade.

*Edit, was it Bill and Ted or Laurel and Hardy, I cant recall....great days.
(Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:42, 11 replies)

I like this!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:43, closed)

i don't

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:53, closed)

I dont like you

(Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:55, closed)

get over it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:35, closed)

I like Just a Vagabond

(Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:55, closed)

...and nothing else?
That must be emotionally stifling.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:57, closed)

I wouldnt know, I dont feel much.
also should it be "I like just just a vagabond" or is there a user called "a vagabond" that ive just opened my heart to on the internet
(Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:02, closed)

Yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:09, closed)

oh...thats much worse

(Smellyape liking http://www.b3ta.com/bpma/, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:11, closed)

neither
it was wayne and garth
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:16, closed)

Let me get this straight
You got that close to Brian May

and you DIDN'T kill him?

cunt!
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 13:54, closed)