oops...
So I was lost in the grounds of Marlborough college a couple of years ago trying to find my way to a gig that some friends of mine were playing. I found a group of students rehearsing a drama piece in a room somewhere and asked directions. A lovely young girl offered to escort me there as it was a bit of a way off. So on the way we engaged in nominal small talk...

'did your parents study here?' I ask.
'no.' said she.
'Oh right.'
'mum studied in london and dad studied in edinborough.'
'So your paren'ts sent you here to give you an oppertunity to hang out with some roaylty for a few years then did they??' I blurt
'Erm... what do you mean?'
'Well I know that princess Beatrix and her sister with the funny name study here'
'Oh yes... I think one of them is in my year' she tells me.

Then pretty much silence until we arrive at our destination.

When we get there I thank her for showing me the way. tell her what a great help shes been and ask her her name.

'Eugenie!'

Great royal bollocks!!
(horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:59, 8 replies)

^
edinburgh
(jennymnemonic, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 14:50, closed)

oops
My bad.
(horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 15:22, closed)

Opportunity

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 18:15, closed)

roaylty?
paren'ts?
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 1:08, closed)

OK OK!!
It was a Q&D post snatched in a break from work on a saturday afternoon!
(horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 11:11, closed)

;)
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:10, closed)

A click sir
If you're going to offend anyone, you might as well offend a royal. Bravo.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 21:40, closed)

My thoughts
Exactertickally
(horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:14, closed)