Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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some point in early1994 i was at an Oasis gig and i was stood/stooped with a pint of stella propping up the makeshift barrier at the back of the venue's front of house mixing desk and none other than Liam Gallagher came past and asked me for a light. i think it was liam, it could have been noel, this was early 1994 when they were not that famous, but anyway, i said 'oh your in the band arnt you?' and he said 'fuck off you cunt just light my fag' which i did like a dick, looking back i should have smacked the 4foot tall chav scumbag and told him after his 1st album they would fucking suck donkey cocks. which they did and they still do.
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slight wiff of cabbage, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 2:31,
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