Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?Whilst at school we had a field trip to the Ironbridge Gorge museum. Oddly enough kids TV presenter Johnny Ball happened to pick the same day to make a visit. We were rather excited and crowded round asking questions. Johnny took this rather well and held an impromptu lecture. This was all fun and games until a kid at the back threw a small rock at his head. Silence fell for a moment then Mr Ball blew a gasket and did the whole "no one is leaving until I get a confession" routine. Er.. typing this out makes me feel rather sorry for the chap. Anyway - can you beat that?
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rob, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 19:06)
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Mick HucknallWas done like a kipper by a mate of mine once.
Mate in question was working at Tower Records in London at the time and was restocking some shelves when he feels this tap on his back.
He stands up to see Mick Hucknall and three hairy arsed bouncers stood there. The tap had come from Mr Hucknall's silver topped walking cane.
Seeing that my mate was in the way, Hucknall wafts this cane of his in a 'get out of the way oink' manner, not saying a word.
Cool as a cucumber my mate stands up, looks Mick Hucknall square in the eyes and says:
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
Quality.
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TooMuch2AM, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 15:21,
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