Awe
Have a click. It sounds suprisingly similar to what happened to me recently.. My girlfriend decided to spend a while reading her book [Twilight -- *facepalm*] when I was stupidly bored.. So I decided to write her a witty and sexy Limerick on a post-it, leave it as her bookmark so when she came to pick her book back up, it would leave her 100% woo'd and besotted by my gifts of literature and gain back her attention and adoration. It went like this:

There once was a hotty named Sarah
Who's beauty kept getting fairer and fairer
It would be heaven and bliss
If I could just get a kiss
But they keep getting rarer and rarer

The result? I forgot all about it within 10 minutes, and wasn't reminded of it until fairly recently when her younger sister, the owner of the said book, found the make-shift bookmark.. And decided to share it amongst everyone. Brilliant.
(Jon_LTD Treat the world like a head!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:46, Reply)