Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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Just get nakedthen, while you shit you can puke down your front where the excess falls between your legs and into the correct disposal unit.
The only clearing up you need to do once you've finished is to shower yourself.
(There is the small matter of puke on your balls whic has to be dealt with mentally, for a considerable amount of time afterwards)
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