Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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On 99p DVDsCostcutter gold over the years:
Omega Cop - Stars Adam West as commander of a post apocalyptic wasteland where a rogue cop is hunting down mutant pirates via the twin methods of really slow, poorly executed kung, fu and collecting random hotties in his armoured truck.
Psycho Cop - teens are hunted down by a serial killer cop who on some hideous oversight of the LAPD has failed to have his license revoked. Lines include "Move out of the way! You're obstructing justice!" and "Bitch!" (delivered by Psycho Cop in the middle of a completely unrelated scene about a mile away in some awesome display of telekinetic prowess, or possibly poor editing).
Dangerous Orphans: I'll let the tag line speak for itself on this one - "A bullet made them orphans. Revenge makes them dangerous."
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:55, 5 replies)
5 pund and 99 pennyiesWas the cost of the very budget looking film "Offensive Shaolin Longfist" which was for sale at my local petrol station. I ALMOSSST bought it but then one day it strangely disappeared.
Almoooooost.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 21:52, closed)
cheapo filmsHunt down any Don 'The Dragon' Wilson films, such titles include Magic Kid, Magic Kid2 & Future Kick
I think he's a Z-movie Bruce Lee:
imdb.com/name/nm0933310/
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 9:50, closed)
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