Too many to list but the most recent...
A work colleague recently got promoted, and with his shiny new job came the perk of a shiny new office all to himself. Now said colleague is not the neatest person you'll ever meet. In fact it would be fair to say his desk resembles your average 14 year old boys' bedroom...minus the dirty clothes, and pornography...that said, I'm sure if you looked under one of the stacks of paperwork you'd probably find examples of both.

Anyway, I digress. He spent an entire day moving the 'stuff' from his old desk into his new office. Neatly placing files on shelves, paperwork in trays, pens in pots. He even dusted his computer keyboard. Then, hometime comes around, and looking mighty pleased with his days work moving home says " 'Night all. I won't see you tomorrow, as I've got a long weekend. See you Monday!"

Excellent! I think to myself...The next day we spent the morning moving EVERYTHING out of his new office and back into piles on his old desk. To the untrained eye, you wouldn't know the difference.

I know that revenge for this is coming one day, but it was worth it for the look on his face first thing on a Monday morning.
(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:07, Reply)