at the age of 25 I took the conscious decision to poop my pants
not immediately upon my 25th birthday, but I happened to be 25.

I had needed the toilet for about an hour but was stuck on the window sill with my fingers trapped in a sash window, the result of a failed break-in to my house after forgetting my keys.

my cries for help went unheeded and I shit myself.
( nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:47, 7 replies)

That last line cracked me up.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:52, closed)

this deserves far more notice
and should probably win this question thread.
( AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 4:34, closed)

I logged in just to click this.
Excellent lollage for a sunday afternoon.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:04, closed)

Shat.
You shat yourself.


*click*
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 16:18, closed)

sounds funnier
the way he put it


click anyways.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:55, closed)

Fantastic!
*click*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 12:09, closed)

This...
...ftfw!
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 16:32, closed)