Christmas Tales
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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If he wanted happy children the dumb cunt shouldn't have joined the armed forces.
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:50, 2 replies)
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 17:50, 2 replies)
It's the same every year. As Christmas approachs you anger wank more and more.
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:45, closed)
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:45, closed)
Fair point.
If I weren't too busy actually liking my children and looking after them I'd probably sign up to play soldiers in an unnecessary conflict far away then I didn't have to see them too often and had a more reasonable chance of dying. I'm definitely the one with deep rooted emotional problems in this situation.
( , Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:39, closed)
If I weren't too busy actually liking my children and looking after them I'd probably sign up to play soldiers in an unnecessary conflict far away then I didn't have to see them too often and had a more reasonable chance of dying. I'm definitely the one with deep rooted emotional problems in this situation.
( , Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:39, closed)
As an aside note, it's an interesting definition that Rick Fathelme here has of 'angry'.
Namely 'not actually that annoyed'.
( , Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:30, closed)
Namely 'not actually that annoyed'.
( , Sat 21 Dec 2013, 17:30, closed)
Hey, men like him have died protecting your right to mock them anonymously.
Show some respect. Or don't, if you prefer.
( , Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:47, closed)
Show some respect. Or don't, if you prefer.
( , Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:47, closed)
Well they should have the decency to do so before dribbling lager-withered sperm up a thick lass with a uniform fetish.
( , Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:59, closed)
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