Christmas Tales
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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A very successful one, if the landlord can afford to keep three Great Danes.
( , Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:54, closed)
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I once had to do some 'troubleshooting' at a pub.
Effectively, it meant doing a full inspection of the place to figure our why it didn't make a fucking penny. The landlord they installed had a massive fucking Rottweiler that he allowed to roam freely around the bar and kitchen. The living quarters above the place were over two floors, and provided a foul odour to the rest of the place. The upper floor was left for the dog to use as its own free area and the whole thing was plastered in shit and the floor boards soaked in urine.
2 years down the line and the building had been demolished for flats to be built.
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Effectively, it meant doing a full inspection of the place to figure our why it didn't make a fucking penny. The landlord they installed had a massive fucking Rottweiler that he allowed to roam freely around the bar and kitchen. The living quarters above the place were over two floors, and provided a foul odour to the rest of the place. The upper floor was left for the dog to use as its own free area and the whole thing was plastered in shit and the floor boards soaked in urine.
2 years down the line and the building had been demolished for flats to be built.
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