Christmas Tales
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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Believe me the place was GAY CLEAN which surpasses most OCD clean.
Fecal matter is the least of your worries in terms of infections.
( , Fri 20 Dec 2013, 12:59, closed)
Fecal matter is the least of your worries in terms of infections.
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Well, stop being straight then. As that is the most at risk group.
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Only because gays don't share needles. Amyl-Nitrate doesn't work when injected.
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Not a homophobe. Just a cunt.
I have to declare that some of my best friends are gay, although I do know a lesbian who is a prize twat, but she's more of an associate..
The rules of middle England ignorance means that you do have to accept that I'm not a homophobe due to the above statement. I must point that I also have blacks, Muslims, Irish people and fat people who I spend time with frequently, sometimes voluntarily, none of whom I have any issue with at all.
( , Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:25, closed)
I have to declare that some of my best friends are gay, although I do know a lesbian who is a prize twat, but she's more of an associate..
The rules of middle England ignorance means that you do have to accept that I'm not a homophobe due to the above statement. I must point that I also have blacks, Muslims, Irish people and fat people who I spend time with frequently, sometimes voluntarily, none of whom I have any issue with at all.
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I refer the gentleman to a previous post regarding his declaration as a homophobe.
Northern England will not put up with fancy Middle England ways and I smite you with your Christmas Issue of the Radio Times or bumper Boxing Day edition of the Daily Mail whichever is heaviest.
You may not be a homophobe but I am an unrepentant misanthrope and xenophobe, so with your association with ethnics I now hate you more. That sir is the end of it.
( , Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:36, closed)
Northern England will not put up with fancy Middle England ways and I smite you with your Christmas Issue of the Radio Times or bumper Boxing Day edition of the Daily Mail whichever is heaviest.
You may not be a homophobe but I am an unrepentant misanthrope and xenophobe, so with your association with ethnics I now hate you more. That sir is the end of it.
( , Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:36, closed)
Goddamnit.
I knew I shouldn't have married a foreigner. Although that repressed Catholic guilt thing is a lot of fun....
( , Fri 20 Dec 2013, 14:40, closed)
I knew I shouldn't have married a foreigner. Although that repressed Catholic guilt thing is a lot of fun....
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