Christmas Tales
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
Is that what your Mum told you?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:27,
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she just likes cock
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 16:29,
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I wish I'd known that before I covered mine in strawberry jam.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 17:43,
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The rubbers were because she got fed up of having to scrape all the jam out of herself afterwards.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 19:49,
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Oh man.
Have I been at the wrong end, again?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 20:52,
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