Whiter than white
I grew up a catholic and was an altar boy until I was 17. My last Christmas as an altar boy was pretty memorable. I'd spent Christmas Eve in the pub with my mates before going to church to do my duty on Midnight Mass. I was totally slaughtered, but I'm not sure the priest noticed because I suspect he was rather sloshed too. Probably just as well, cos I kept cocking up, dropping stuff, ringing the bell at the wrong time etc. Halfway through the service, I needed to relieve myself, but it was a crucial moment so I couldn't leave the altar. So I just went in my jeans. That's the benefit of wearing a cassock over your clothes - no one can see the massive damp patch in your crotch.
( smutch, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 17:49, 12 replies)

So hang on, you, as an adult, wet yourself?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:29, closed)

And no-one at all noticed that you were pissed enough to wet yourself?
Riiiiiight.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:36, closed)

I'm going to believe the part where he pisses himself,
but not the part about nobody noticing.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:40, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:36, closed)

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:38, closed)

Seriously man, it's like they're just trying to piss off as many people as possible before Thor magics Peter Parker back from Valhalla.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:39, closed)

I like the quotes on this poster. LA Times, New York Time, USA Today. Oh, and Ain't It Cool News.


Also I don't read a lot of Ultimate stuff. I did read Fallout just to see what was going on and I'm still none the wiser.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:47, closed)

Basically they've killed off Peter Parker much in the same way they did with Johnny Storm a few months back.
This is intentional and planned to happen to a major character quarterly to boost sales. The new guy will be relegated to a minor character as soon as Peter Parker is brought back to life by Thor, as he and the X-Men were last seen in Valhalla.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:02, closed)

"damp patch in your crotch"?
Unless you have a bladder the size of a thimble, and got drunk on a teaspoon of beer, this is pure fiction.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:04, closed)

Capillary action.

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:51, closed)

I wonder
Why new people are reluctant to post these days.....
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:11, closed)